I am the kid your parents warned you about.
I'm so Russian I think its illegal somewhere.
I like to have goldfish wars and eat the loser.
I'm an aspiring cat lady and I have been on this earth for 18 years.
That guy up there is my life, he's my Mexican best-friend and lover. We are so hot you guys can't handle us.
"We sleep when we don't love. We are children of the dust… but one falls in love and one is a god, one is pure as on the first day of creation. "- Tolstoy, War and Peace